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Asser

gay bald chinese frog made in china ,that has cactus hair that pokes.
likes cock and ass.

he is such an asser with that look and personality!!

by calciumhammerheadshark September 26, 2022


Asser

An incredibly smart and handsome boy with the most beautiful brown eyes ever who likes to helo his friends and is very loyal and committed to them.

Girl 1: Oh my god did you see him
Girl 2: He must be an Asser

by Nourrrr Karim February 11, 2021


asser

Someone more ass than ass

Dude, that guy is asser than my dead grandma!

by MyMomAndDadHateMe May 4, 2023


Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

by CornDog666 January 14, 2023


jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.

Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!

by Jesus f’kn Christ July 23, 2021


Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.

That man is a Giraffer Asser.

by Cyruschase October 12, 2023