Aunt Jemima'd

When dat boi slams it in the neck like woah. The nut go pop and ya girls throat get coated like when you put on way too much syrup because you a fat nigga. Could potentially induce coughing, vomiting or bitching.

Tyrone aunt Jemima'd my girl, I knew when she came home and coughed cum on my kids face.

aunt ruby

A nicer way of saying a female has her period.

Talking to her boyfriend, "Sweetie we can't have sex tonight. My aunt ruby came to town."

Cocaine Aunt

You've heard of wine aunt? Well now there is a hyped up version of that, cocaine aunt.

She is the person in your family that no one knows where she came from, how are you even related? She never seems to really understand what is really going on but now and then will have a surprising incite that no one saw coming and only partly makes sense.

Allison:"What happened to her?"
Alex:"She seems like quite the cocaine aunt."
Allison:"Yaa"

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Aunt Xannie

A woman, usually nearing her 40s, who has gone from using street drugs to popping pills legally obtained from the pharmacy on the reg

Diane used to take MDMA and K every weekend. Since she’s settled down, she’s turned into an Aunt Xannie by using Ritalin to study for her online degree and taking xanax each night to sleep.

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Aunt Joyed

When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!

A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!

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aunt flow

Menstruation, checking into the 'red roof inn'

Aunt Flow is in town this week.

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giddy aunt

An expression of shock or suprise

'oh my giddy aunt, she's a fittie'

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