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baked all my beans

When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.

My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.

by beanbaker December 13, 2018


Trip Deane bake bean

he is a bake bean

Trip deane bake bean

by bake beans November 16, 2022


baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.

"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021


bushes baked beans

When you cum on a girl who has a bush

Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl

by Andrewsium December 30, 2017


baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

by Olly Hall August 21, 2008


Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

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baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!

Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole

by Oddie Fisher January 8, 2023