Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.
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Baling twine can be used to tie anything together and is the strongest material known to man. If aircraft were built out of this and duct tape, they could survive any crash intact.
A: "This climbing rope is frayed and I have to scale the north face of the Eiger."
B: "Use this length of baling twine instead."
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adj; (bale-idge-err-ent): An irrational degree of anger where one is prone to verbal abuse in the form of excessive use of the variations of the F-word (i.e. fuck, fucking, fuck's sake) and idle threats against those in sight.
"I'm gonna fuckin' kick your fuckin' ass."
"Calm down man! You're getting Bale-igerent."
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Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.
You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.
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The act of consuming food while simultaneously defecating.
I was late for work this morning so decided to do some hay baling to conserve time.
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A total badass. Only stars in good movies since he actually cares about quality and not just money. The best thing England has ever given the states.
Christian Bale should totally play Solid Snake in the metal gear movie.
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A drinking game played to the recording of Christian Bale going absolutely fucking insane. Every time Bale says "fuck" or any variation of that word, you take a drink.
"Yo, We all gonna be on the floor, after this round of Bale out!"
Bale Out
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