bark

Tobacco type like product/s rolled in some type of paper for the pure purpose of smoking.

You smoked all my barks,Man!

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Bark

1. (v) Rubbing one's rump against the bark of a tree, often for sexual gratification

2. (n) A name for one who barks

3. (n) A common insult, implying that one barks

1. Yesterday I saw Bob Barker barking in the woods; he looked quite happy.

2. Crazy Pete is a barker; he loves rubbing his rump against trees.

3. Shut up, you barker!

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bark

aka peppermint bark. Liked by whores from campo.

T***********01: u have to bark me

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BARK BARK GRRR

'I love you' in dog language. A great way to express your love for someone when words aren't enough.

person 1 "I wanted to tell you something"
person 2 "Oh? What is it?"
person 1 "BARK BARK GRRR"
person 2 "Aw, I love you so very much too!"

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bark

To strike a limb against something solid; usually a leg against a coffee table or other furniture.

"Oh man. I just barked my shin on that stupid glass coffee table again. You can't see it at all!"

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Barking

The instantaneous and uncalled-for assumption a female makes directly after a male makes an opinion. Usually delivered loudly, annoyingly, and has no purpose but to give a female a chance to bitch.

Heron: I believe that we could save our o-zone by...
Ajjana: NO YOUR WRONG, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE O-ZONE, WE DON"T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS!
Heron:....Stop barking please

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BARK

shit stain or streak left on or in a toilet that won't come off

Will left bark on the toilet seat and it won't even scrub off.

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