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Bigfooting is searching for Sasquatch, usually by cryptozoologists, or "bigfoot enthusiasts."
"Can you, and Harold come over this weekend?"
"I can, but Harold's bigfooting again this weekend, he's still not giving up on it."
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A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
Woah, did you see that? That Bigfoot Fairy just stole my Snapple!
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any type of cruel action on anything weaker than you
who ever ran over that poor cat is a shitty bigfoot
Mike- About a month ago me and Jen didnt have enough money to buy razors to shave with. So the other night we really wanted to bang so we did a Bigfoots Delight.
Trip- Really? Sounds so pleasurable..
Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.
They also yell at trees.
*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"
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the wanna-be computer fixer guy who usually gets so pissed you end up getting your computer shot with a 12 gauge
"you fucking computer!" BANG! BANG! "thats what cocksuckers like you get bitch!" bigfoot says
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A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."
Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.
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