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The World's best Hide-And-Seek player.
"Oh man, I am Osama Bin Laden!"
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brother of Osama bin Laden, in 1979 he provided financing for George W Bush to start a small oil company called Arbusto this was the beginning of a long friendship and business relationship between the Bush family and the bin Laden family
Bush's friendship with Salem bin Laden has surely clouded his judgement in dealing with Osama bin Laden. Instead of aggressively persuing Osama, Bush invaded Iraq, removed Osama's mortal enemy Saddam Hussein from power and turned Iraq over to al Qaida.
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A person who hacks into other people's facebooks and changes their statuses to, ususally, something highly inappropriate or embarrassing. When the victims realize what has happened it's usually too late. They find a copious amount of responses from other users of the site to further the embarrassment. Most of the time the identity of the hijacker is never revealed so the victims suffering from the attacks are always on their guard but constantly being attacked. They have to hide their phones & computers, and change their passwords but somehow can never outrun the wrath of the ruthless.
Dalila: OMG! did you read my latest post? It says I have 'mudd butt and bubble guts!' I'm so embarrassed.
Cliff: Well, what do you expect? You left your phone unattended and it was hijacked by a Facebook Bin Laden! It's probably Holley again...
Dalila: I need a beer.
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Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"
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The term "Bin Laden Weed" orignates from Chicago street slang, but was first brought to national thug prominence by the 3-6 Mafia song of the same name. While the 3-6 Mafia claims that Bin Laden weed consists of a mixture of three diffferent sub-species of cannibus, the term is largely used in Chi-town as a synonym for extremely potent Hydro or otherwise very kind weed.
"I'm smokin on that fuckin Bin Laden"
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A full fecal beard, which is received when motorboating a girl's butt cheeks.
Dude, I gave myself a Dirty Bin Laden when I was motorboating Michelle last night!
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