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anal blackjack

Ancient pornographic card game which involved depositing cards in players' anuses.

You up for a game of anal blackjack?

by theVoid620 March 31, 2004

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blackjack and hookers

a saying for any place and time when a suggestion is needed. Also the motto of bender from futurama

Q: Hey, what do you want for christmas?
A: Blackjack and hookers.

by wordgirl2.0 October 20, 2014

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San Francisco Blackjack

A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.

After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"

by andy1 April 9, 2006

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Blackjack Rating System

A method of rating hot females with your mates that isn't as obvious as giving them a number out of 10.
It is essential that you and the other males involved have a decent knowledge of the card game, Blackjack.
It basically comes down to whether or not you want to hit it or not.
If you were to be dealt a 17 you may or may not hit depending on the level of risk you are willing to take. Sluts and ugly females usually only get numbers higher than this as you are either taking a risk (with an STD) or you have nothing to lose.
If dealt a 12-16 you would probably hit it.
10 or less is a definite hit.
If you get 11 you would double down.
Pair of # is used when there is two girls together as you can split them up and hit them both. Remember the lower the number, the more times you are able to hit.

Dan: Check out that pair of 4's.
Tim: Good call mate, how about that 16 over there?
Dan: Yeah maybe after a few beers. Your mum is definately an 11.
Tim: Your mum is a 2 and the dealer has 20.
Dan: How good is the blackjack rating system hey.
Tim: About as good as that 10 over there.
Dan: Yeah I'd definately hit that.

by RusselT April 7, 2008

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blackjack mack

other wise nown a s a poker face
to fake ur ewmotions in order 2 win a game of black jack

hmm wot a crappy hand
(oooo a blackjack)

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

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blackjack can't take back

to win at what you say by having a better wording or number of things right about what you have said

I had to tell them they got that right and that it was a blackjack can't take back

by Mr. Blackjack July 10, 2010

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Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

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