Bot

noun. Somebody who exists only through texting, Facebook relationships, and various others. Bots will send smiley faces and winky faces to stimulate their ever-expanding need for instant social acceptance without exercising the true capabilities of a human relationship. Bots are the equivalent of phone sex.

BOT: "I miss you :) When are we going to get tacos?"
HUMAN: "Fuck you, bot bitch."

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bots

1)tiny chunks of hashish to be cooked using cigarettes and a bottle.

2)annoying spamming/advertising programs found in chat rooms that fake the appearance of a user/real person/ to get click to their sites.

1) "I just dropped the last bot on the carpet, quick help me find it"

2) "hi im kelly view me nekked at this link and join in on the fun..."

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Botted

This verb refers to being victimized by a bot and/or overacting to a bot hate-mail comment.

I overreacted to a botted hate-mail comment on Instagram. After a few days, i realized that a human did not send me the nasty comment; but a bot nternet robot did. I had been botted.

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Bot bot bot

Someone who is fat as hell . Whenever you see them the words bot bot bot comes to mind . You have to say it like the seagulls from finding nemo .

Ew look at that girl she’s bot bot bot

Charlotte is bot bot bot

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bots

Big ol' tits.

Nick: "Look at that chick in the yellow tanktop."
Dalton: "Damn shes got some bots!"

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Bot

A word many people use in the gaming community to describe how bad such a player is but in real life a bot is used to describe how weird a person is

Honestly that guy is a bot

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bot

Short for robot. An automated machine or computer program designed to perform a specific task with little or no human direction. Unfortunately, also the means by which half of the definitions on Urban Dictionary are sent to Quality Control.

So far, we've had DenBot, UrbanBot, Cracka Killa Bot, X-Bot, l337b0t, ÜberBot, and a few anonymous bots. UD really needs to keep these idiots in check.

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