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Milk. The piss of the cow's tit.
I intend on relaxing with a slice of fruit cake and a tall glass of bovine tit-piss
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Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.
Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.
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BSE (otherwise known as Bovine and Southernhemisphere Eejit disease) is a fatal, neurodegenerative disease of cattle (also known as Australians). This disease affects the structure of brain tissue and is fatal and untreatable. Very rarely BSE may arise spontaneously, (unless Australian, in which case it is hereditary, mandatory and expected) but more often it spreads in epidemic fashion.
Transmission of BSE occurs:
1. When healthy animals consume tainted tissues from others with the disease. Practices recently banned in many countries allowed this to occur.
2. When metal sculptors Megs and inky public receptacles Oolia are permitted to make evil pairings in the woods.
"See that snarling twitching sack of elbows? It can't help it. It's got the BSE... Barbeque anyone?"
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A woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a glass-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her ass.
While I was passed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, I managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. I thought I was in the middle of a bovine plate job.
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A white powder that is often mixed with cocaine to induce hallucinations. Someone who takes B.C.P. will tend to see things and hear sounds that do not actually exist. Hallucinations mainly include hearing loud drumming and seeing ordinary bright objects.
Dude I was so messed up on that Bovine Colostrum Powder I was hearing drumming all day!!
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Attempt by "calorically challenged" women to describe themselves in a flattering manner as if we don't know that it really means superchunky. :D
That morbidly obese Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeast thinks she's "beautiful" when she's in fact an ugly cow.
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A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.
He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!