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The suspension of natural bodily functions when on Facebook/MSN or a games console.
IT Bowel Syndrome: When you get up after a long session on a computer or games console and then suddenly realise that you need the toilet, having been oblivious to it up to then thanks to how engrossed you were in what you were doing.
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A Fart: A fart of specific audiophonic quality, a long melancholy sound with a gradual drop in tone identical to the howl of a wolf
It was a still moonlit night, my last meal contained raw onions, the dusty old house lay silent. Out of respect for partner I lay on my side pulled back the duvet, letting out
a spectacular 'bowel howl' the likes of which would inspire a novel by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
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when you try to lite a fart on fire and the flame goes staight up your asshole and tourches all hair off the poo-hole
i tried to show off by liting farts and my bowels stared burning in which i lost all hair around rectum leaving my bowels-a-burning.
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When two good friends are so intune to each other, they poo in sync.
bowel syncapation : Two people sharing one bowl, or bush and shitting in sync. both creating a unison poo Pile.
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When one has a deep, profound concern over the the bowel habits of another individual.
Referenced from the show Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Larry David: Okay, listen, it's none of her business...
Richard Lewis: She has bowel concern for you, and I do too.
Larry David: I don't need her bowel concern!
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always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened
mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer