All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.)

The inherit traits given to those who attend all boys schools, including a lack of social awareness, loudness, an far too much emphasis on #thebros, and loudness.

For the thousands of out there that have this, just know not to fight it. It's in you. it's who you are. Actually no, fight it. Please change.

And if you are sitting there saying "this doesn't exist," you probably have All Boys School Syndrome

Damn, Ed. Maurice just asked this girl to arm wrestle. He's got All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.)

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WBBS “White Boy Booty Syndrome”

WBBS, plagues millions of Americans, favoring males of the Caucasian populace, roughly 47% of American males suffer from this syndrome every year. Hundreds of thousands have tried to combat this embarrassing syndrome only to be laughed at and bullied and scoffed at for their weak puny efforts, this syndrome is know as “white boy booty syndrome”. A syndrome where the booty of the white “boy” cannot grow enough to fill their damn jeans! They can’t be naked in front of a woman cause the embarrassment of having no ass causes their Peepee to shrivel in shame!........ but there is a cure. It’s called work, hard work and dedication in the form of squats, face down leg curls, donkey kicks! The leg press. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A VICTIM! You can overcome this embarrassing syndrome! OVERCOME WBBS!!!!

I myself suffer from the chronic disorder of WBBS, I’ve been working at fixing it for years, but it’s to embarrassing to be in public with jeans on, and no way to hold up my pants, even a belt isn’t enough to combat my WBBS “White Boy Booty Syndrome”.

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Little Boy Hands (LBH) Syndrome

When a grown man has the hands of a middle school aged year old boy. Everything else is very manly except for the hands. They are, however, known to be rather adorable. Some characteristics include: hairlessness, excessive nose picking, soft texture, perfect cuticles, shiny nail beds, short fingers in comparison to arm length.

Despite being 6'7'', his little boy hands (LBH) syndrome make him look as if he wouldn't be able to hurt a fly.

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Hot Boy Syndrome

N; The withdrawal after seeing a hot boy (usually while traveling) and knowing you will almost definitely never see him again

Omg that guy at the rest stop is totally going to give me Hot Boy Syndrome...

white boy syndrome

Tanner Olsen

Have you seen Tanner Olsen?? He has a bad case of white boy syndrome.

White Boy Syndrome

When white boys idolize the token white guy in predominantly black subcultures and scenes, especially hip hop and basketball.

Dude, Larry Bird is not the best player of all time— I think you got White Boy Syndrome!

Blue boy syndrome

Blue boy syndrome is when someone is obsessed with the boy band BROCKHAMPTON. The name comes from the cover art for SATURATION, SATURATION II and SATURATION III as all the cover arts feature different men either wearing blue, or having blue body paint.

Kevin: Have you seen Adam's obsession with BROCKHAMPTON?
Casper: Yeah, he has hardcore blue boy syndrome.