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The art of fertilizing a man's inner abdomen.
Arty twat: Ooh look at me, I'm bent and I'm an expert in Briggsy Basics.
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This foul pungent air disturbance has been known to peel the plates from an armadillo's back in hot weather. The poncey arty shite does not believe in soap or any other personal hygiene product and also wears black clothing which as you can imagine, increases the risk of larvae nesting within the arsehole's skin. The disturbance can be compared to rotting flesh, sewage and a hint of pig's genitalia froth.
Is that dog turd? has someone died? no, its the stench of Briggsy
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When one cannot maintain an erection and proceeds to use his tongue to get the job done, licking the oposite sex in the rectum. A Briggsy Rash usually develops the morning after said sexual encounters.
"I was with this bird last night and couldn't get a hard on. Had to lick her out instead and ended up rimming her. Got a right Briggsy Rash this morning."
when you try and slip into bed with someones mom.
"haha.. todd got so wasted last night he tried to pull a briggsy on boots' mom"
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Briggsy small talk whilst the said being is engaged in a 'reach-around' with a homosexual partner.
Quit the briggsy back chat and satisfy my oak branch whilst nestling my acorns
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Name given to the current trend among arty types of shoplifting bondage equipment and dildos from sex shops. The stolen goods are then used in homemade porno films, a copy of which is sent to the manager of the shop in question.
Sex shop manager: Watch that little shit, Bertha. Looks an arty type. Probably here to commit Grand Theft Briggsy.
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Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.
What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?
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