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The starved and jealous look on the faces of people waiting in long lines at busy brunch spots.
Diner one: "OMG, did you see that guy's pancakes? I'm so getting the pancakes. They look so good I could die!"
Diner two: "Dude, that guy over there's totally giving me the brunch face."
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A brunch in which you may not play footsie with fellow patrons.
Hey! This is a Mexican Brunch, we don’t play footsie here!
The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."
"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
As opposed to the summer toned and cut Beach Body, a Brunch Body is characterized by stage 3 muffin tops, an incipient FUPA, thic arms and legs, a trendy fitness membership that they never use, incessant talk about and consumption of mimosas, a disposition toward cat ownership, and total lack of judgment about when and where yoga pants are appropriate. Usually refers to a female body, but not always. The phase between skinny fat and fat.
Britney used to be hot, but after hitting the single 30s professional track she’s gotten a serious Brunch Body.
someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime
Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
An involuntary post brunch activity usually caused by carpooling combined with poor driver choice. Specifically, after brunch, the driver refuses to return the other riders to their respective cars thereby kidnapping them and driving to another location. Typical secondary destinations include anyplace with current drink specials but may even include a visit to the driver’s Mom’s house. Both the ambiguity and dangerous nature of future destinations are the true threat of brunch-napping.
Side effects include a seeping of cash from the wallet followed hours later by an acute headache. Remedies are few but include mutiny and/or taxi services.
I was so ready for a nap, to sleep off this hangover, when I got brunch-napped.
A hat that you put on on a weekend morning at college when you want to go out to eat brunch but you don't want to shower first. The hat disguises the disgustingness of your unwashed hair and gives the impression that you got dressed this morning, when in fact all you did was pull some jeans on over the boxers you slept in.
Roommate #1: Man, I'm really hungry, but I don't want to shower, or put on pants, or move at all really.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.