the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating. More commonly called "Pokey bum wank"
I walked in on Matt giving himself a bummy tug yesterday... his finger was in shit central!
6π 1π
Short shorts. Or really small shorts. Australian?
I love the way my cottage cheese thighs look in these bummies.
1π 7π
When someone is looking ugly/unattractive
"Ughh why do I always be looking bummy on snappp?!"
18π 8π
When one person puts his penis up against a woman's asshole, but not in it, and then ejaculates--causing the cum to coat the butthole and slide down the rest of the crack.
Oh man, the other day I gave Sheila a total gummy bummy. She had to take a shower after that!
7π 3π
The sweet based bait a peadophile uses to lure kids into his van
Hey there kids want to see the Bummi Bears I have in the back of my van?
when a person catches this 1 in 7 billion disease they are no longer able to sing a song or say a quote with out adding the words βbumβ, βbummyβ or any other form of the word βbumβ.
karen: βthank you, bum, thank you, bum!β
steven: βkaren stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!β
when one cannot sing any song without including 'bum' or 'bummy' in a sentence they sing. it was made by me and my cousin.
"woaaah, woahh, i need a bum romance." - Keela
"dude, you got bummy disease?"