Still not king

Inspired by "The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn" by Cassandra Claire.

At the end of each day, Aragorn declares his status. Usually its "Still not King".

In real life it means "not yet, but definitely soon".

- Are u ready for a dinner?
- Still not King

- So, u're got a new job?
- Nope, still not King.

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Yeah, but still

Last words in an argument that serve as the intelligent man's coup de grace when confronted with an idiot's cop-out; The only known comeback to "I'm Just Sayin'."

Idiot: "I've always wanted to go to Milan, but I can't stand the French."
Intelligent Man: "...Milan is in Italy."
Idiot: "I'm just sayin'"
Intelligent Man: "Yeah, but still."

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Still chill

You're secretly panicking inside but you don't want to show it.

Still chill still chill still chill

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Still-Drunk

Different from stilldrunk. Still-Drunk replaces a hangover. For those who have thought ahead and drank a bottle of Gatorade and Advil before going to bed, they shouldn't wake up with a headache, but may end up with Still-Drunk.

Also applies to those with Iron Stomachs who simply don't get hangovers.

Still-Drunk can last anywhere from 2-5 hours after waking up.

Dude, I don't get hungover, I just get Still-Drunk.

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Still-piss

When you take a number one in the urinal, some guy comes up to the one right NEXT to you causing you to glance over awkwardly. This creates a build-up of pressure on your urethra and you just freeze until the guy finishes and flushes. (at this point you should flush 4 seconds afterwards to avoid further awkwardness)

Dude: Hey man, I had a still-piss when that fat janitor took a number 2 in the urinal right next to me, i was dying of laughter on the inside.

Cashier: That's great...? sounds rather inconvienient...

Dude: just give me my receipt and stop going off in a tantrum about your urinal issues

Cashier: alright, alright... hey wait just a second...

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Still Single

Yep, that’s right, all of your friends are in a relationship, you’re the last one, the last sad, single, sulked virgin, enjoy it while u can ig, someday someone will actually like you, until then, just get ice cream and cry that all your friends are slowly planning double dates without you cause you’re a hopeless romantic.

“Doing anything for v-day? My boyfriend is taking me on a picnic!”

“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”

“Oh that’s sad.”

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still would

Despite changing circumstances with an individual, you remain sexually attracted.

IE you 'still would' sleep with the person.

Example 1 -
Person A: She was super racist. She called your mother a very anti-Semitic word.
Person B: Still would.

Example 2 -

Person A: I think I detected a bulge.
Person B: Still would.

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