With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.
When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.
Saving and holding in all your flatulents of the week and not wiping your crack all week dump after dump after dump. Then at the end of the week releasing the torturous and unfathomable odor amongst as many people in one room as possible, with no air conditioning on, all doors shut, and all windows locked
Someone take me to the hospital now because Brett just released a brutal BCB (buttcrack bugeks)
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A boy between Alabama and Arkansas who hard bangs.
โLook at that stupid bitch sitting next to that Banged Ass Buttcrack.โ
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A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.
"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."
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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
omg who dropped their hotdog?
what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit
boy watch your mouth before i frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac out of you!!
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Means, your crack is showing or you smell bad.
"Bye, Buttcrack Jack, fix my sink tomorrow".