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exuberant cardio

Having sex; particularly high energy, athletic, sweaty, really-good-workout sex.

"Steve and James did some really exuberant cardio last night. We could hear them from downstairs."

"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"

by Doro's Mama June 6, 2018


Costa Cardio

Someone who gasses after doing a small amount of physical activity.

Damn son, you started smoking 40 a day, or you caught costa cardio?

He’d be half decent at jiu jitsu if it wasn’t for the costa cardio.

by Pimpninja March 29, 2024


Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal December 20, 2017


hand cardio

Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.

Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio

by jumbojim888 April 13, 2016


Cardio Sprintus

a condition in which a person runs at least 3 hours a day, maybe more, to stay healthy.

"Is he seriously running an extra lap?"

"Well, what do you expect? He has some severe cardio sprintus."

by inyourarea October 13, 2017


cardio

a royal flush in poker where every card’s suit is hearts. it’s the best hand of them all; it’s even above the regular royal flush.

player: *gasp* “I GOT A CARDIO! I GOT A CARDIO!”
everyone else: *slams the table* “god dammit!”

by PBJelly6 December 12, 2023


Cardio

Doing more than 5 reps on bench

For cutting cardio I'm hitting 6 reps

by mansplain.manipulate.manifest September 24, 2021