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When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.
So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.
Nobody wins because this game sucks.
Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym
Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken
Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her
Gym Rat 2: ...
Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude
Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
A cardio enthusiast who embodies a dynamic and balanced approach to fitness, embracing the transformative power of movement to enhance their physical, mental, and emotional well-being.
If looking good and being active makes me a Cardio Bunny, so be it!
a condition in which a person runs at least 3 hours a day, maybe more, to stay healthy.
"Is he seriously running an extra lap?"
"Well, what do you expect? He has some severe cardio sprintus."
Had a cardio appointment last night. We both busted several times.
An instance of coitus i.e. hook up
Had a cardio appointment last night with my partner. We both busted several times
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+Cardio- IN the LGBTQ community referring to an extremely loose rectum, not being able to provide appropriate friction to a penis during anal sex.
dude, i slammed my penis in the bottom for 2 hours and felt like I was doing cardio.
a royal flush in poker where every card’s suit is hearts. it’s the best hand of them all; it’s even above the regular royal flush.
player: *gasp* “I GOT A CARDIO! I GOT A CARDIO!”
everyone else: *slams the table* “god dammit!”