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A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.
Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.
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(kar' nee kod) n. The set of rules governing the existence of a carny and specifying that all carnies are kindred spirits and must look out for one another. (from The Simpsons)
Homer (in awe): "Did you hear that boy? The Carny code."
Homer (excited): "Did you hear that boy?"
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people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.
Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!
A highly contagious STD received after sleeping with a carny
When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.
a person who lives a high profile and/or flashy lifestyle way beyond their financial means
Did you see Joe’s new Escalade? He is such a carnie baller, that vehicle costs almost twice what he makes a year.
a stripper, pole dancer, or any other form of public adult entertainer.
Mark: I took that chick home last night?
Tom: The Pole Carnie from Heartbreakers?
Mark: Hey, she is trying to pay her way through college.
Hey dude, we are gonna go check out the Pole Carnies at the Ritz.
stripper
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Uber realitywhore. Has whored herself out to well over a dozen reality TV shows, several talk shows as well. Talks about intensely private things and even includes her small children in her desperation for money/attention. Will stop at nothing to not have to have a real job. A woman who will go on any reality show and/or talk show to become and/or stay famous. Someone who will do and say anything on television or through the media to achieve fame and/or keep themselves relevant. Pseudoceleb. Famewhore. Someone whose glory days have faded, who is desperate to cling onto whatever fame/attention they can get. She lived too high when famous and is now desperate to maintain that lifestyle, even if it includes making a sad spectacle of herself in the process. Surgery queen, has had numerous procedures in an attempt to gain attention and sustain it.
Wow, Lisa Rinna is really trying to go full Carnie Wilson huh? Another reality show and/or surgery and its a lock.
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