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American Actress best known for portraying the character Cordelia Chase on the TV program Buffy The Vampire Slayer and its spin-off Angel. She was also featured on Veronica Mars, and can be seen in the 2010 big budget film The Expendables along side Jason Statham, Jet Li, and Sylvestor Stallone. She has posed for Playboy and is currently filming Fast Five with Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, and Paul Walker.
Charisma Carpenter is an original cast member of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.
Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"
Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"
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Getting nailed biblical style.
We were totally doing missionary and he totally played the carpenter.
When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.
Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.
1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.
2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!
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She's a very fun, spunky, upbeat teenager. Sabrina has a tendency of being able to grab people's hearts and have them gravitate towards her. She also doesn't really cuss or use foul humor, which is fantastic. You don't see people like her enough these days. But she must be careful though. She's at that age in Hollywood where people like her generally throw that away, and seeing as how she seems to be okay with saying curse words and sexual messages in music covers, what's to stop her from letting that be part of her music and herself too? If she does, she'll end up just like every other Disney girl singer before her. Taking roads that don't necessarily make you a bad person, but take away your once gravitating purity. And eventually, maybe end up doing something like Miley Cyrus did with the whole stripper thing. Now look, I didn't get on here to bash Sabrina or even Miley. I'm just concerned. I know it's odd that a 17 year old guy like me just randomly has a concern over this. But I've seen so many of the people, in my years growing up, that I've derived inspiration from just throw themselves away for what "the public" wants and it always starts with cursing. And it breaks my heart every time. It's like seeing a friend harm themself and you can't do anything about it. Anyways. Other than that, she's a fantastic girl who has inspired me to be more excitable. She's all around just a fun person with a good head on her shoulders, as well as she's smart. Thanks. Signing off.
Random Teen: "Who does this guy think he is talking about Sabrina Carpenter like this?"
Chief S2117: " 'Sup."
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rules:
First we get hammered. Then I nail you!
"hey cutie! wanna play carpenter?"
"NO! but im sure ur friends do!"
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