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Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020


Velcro on the ceiling

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed

My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.

by wolfbait51 May 7, 2011

43πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"

by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008


ceiling piledriver

to be hit in the head by a falling ceiling fixture

Dudez: Damn, I wish my boss will get a ceiling piledriver just because he's a bitch!

R to the MA: YEAH! He just erlthomed me too!

by Loads of Kikis May 27, 2008


Popcorn Ceiling

The cheap ceiling texture commonly used in the 70s and 80s. Builders would spray 'popcorn' on the ceilings of homes and justify it to sellers by feeding them a line of bull about better sound insulation or better appearance. The real reason for the 'popcorn' it turns out is because its cheap and if a builder does have to pay some guy to texture and paint every ceiling, it can save them some serious money. The 'popcorn' unfortunately does nothing for sound insulation (though there might still be those today who claim it does) and it's pretty damn ugly, especially as it collects dirt over time.

Omg! That sauce just got all up in the popcorn ceiling! That shit is never coming off!

by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeck February 14, 2009

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Ceiling Fan

A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan

"You are being a showoff, ceiling fan"

by somerandomcat February 1, 2017

53πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


marble ceiling

Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government. Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.

Coined by incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.

by Ben Frey January 3, 2007

865πŸ‘ 311πŸ‘Ž