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a town full of rich people who are cocky guys that are gay except dillon st. Gordon and girls here are sexy.
bum: hey where are you headed too?
cop: Celebration.
Bum: shit bro take me with you they give good money (:
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Celebrities means:
Crybabies
emotional
Livid
exaggeration
biased
racist
immature
tantrum
illogical
extortion
society
Me: You are a Celebrities.
Celebrator: A mixture of two words. Celebrity and Predator. Celebrators is a celebrity who uses their platform to prey on the innocent. Examples: Kids, defenseless people, other celebrities.
Example: A celebrator is a high status figure who uses their fame/platform to lure defenseless people to do sexual deeds or other types of favors.
Alternative word for masterbation.
When I get home from school I'm going to make sure nobody is home. Then I'm going to sit in my bedroom and celebrate!
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To celebrate yourself is the act of masturbation. You can celebrate other people as well.
"I've spent the last half hour in the back room celebrating me."
"I'm going to my room to celebrate myself."
"She celebrated me last night."
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A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized and complains when asked for an autograph.
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
— H.L. Mencken
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No. No. They are not the most miserable people in the world you fucking moron. What's the suicidality rate? What's the school shooter rate for celebrities? The retirement rate?
Hym "Ok, so, you say that celebrities are miserable people on the planet because 'they are showered with praise and it only take one GENIUS to insult them' and how is that more miserable than the guy who doesn't get any praise? Or gets nothing but insults? What about factory workers? Bottom rung low-skill labors? Celebrities? THEY'RE the most miserable people? Really? And 1 guy insulting them out of a 1000 id what does it huh? You're a spoiled sheltered retard. Basically like that cripple. You're actually worse than the cripple because at least the has the excuse of being a retard. Celebrities have, objectively, THE BEST LIFE you can possibly have and LITERALLY HALF OF THEM have their celebrity status because some fat slob producer likes the way their tits look. I think you just like to say that shit as a murder deterrent. So while I'm slaving away (indefinitely), drowning in the illusion of opportunity, I don't think to myself 'Hey, we should all stab the shit out of these motherfuckers' but you motherfuckers are the most miserable people on the planet. And then you want to call somebody an 'idiot' for insulting you. The country you come from is a literal toilet. Shit all over the street and I'm the fucking idiot."