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chard

Noun: slang for speed meth ice pronounced like "shard"

That chard looks like some bomb ish.

by EazilyDistracted July 14, 2021


Chard

This term entered popular usage in the early 2019s. It means anyone who is fucking useless but is good wank material.

Speaks basic English but has enough money and status to show up in high class places and wing it.

My husband take me to the London Chard tonight to celebrate. Is my birthday.

by Robiatch July 20, 2019


Chard

a mix up of the words “child” and “retard

*child having a fit*
dave: wow that kids being a real chard

by eggduck September 10, 2022


The Chard Argument

The logic whereby nothing you do is ever good or pure enough.

Named after the core example where someone can be on a diet and no matter how effective it is, there's always someone who will criticize some dietary choice you made, the logical conclusion being that the only way to prevent this from happening would be if all you ever ate was chard.

Happening more and more in left-leaning circles where people frequently criticize other people for not being "woke enough".

"I lost 50 pounds in 3 months!"

"oh but if you'd have cut rice out of your diet, it would be so much healthier."

"yeah, thanks for throwing the chard argument at me"

by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019