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- An education course often hated by those that do not have the mental capacity to comprehend it. Often referred to as “boring” and “useless” by ignorant students, but appreciated by those that see its consequences to society and technology. In college, chemistry is used as a filter class to weed out ill prepared or unintelligent pre-meds and other technical field majors. Serves to re-route them to a more appropriate field such as sociology, business, or political “science”.
- A physical science dealing with the world of atoms and the molecules they form. Divided classically into 5 branches: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, and biological.
-Man, how am I ever going to get into med school if I fail general chemistry for the third time?!?!
-Chemistry is freaking sweet, personally I love physical chem though organic is pretty cool sometimes too.
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Originated in Slovenia from a herd of aboriganie bovine. The rarest and deadliest form of leprosy. Comes in six different periods or phases. In its developed stages, body parts involuntarily sever connection at the slightest vibration.
I just found out I have chemistry, 3rd period.
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A subject taught in highschool. Mainly the period includes various other subjects such as Maths assignments the day before they are due.
Guy 1: Oh fuck I have a maths assessment tomorrow!
Guy 2: Its alright dude, don't fret. We have chemistry next!
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Carrying out chemistry work, such as coursework for a qualification.
We are chemistrying all day today!
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The study of meaningless numbers and letters through complex equations, usually taught by a professor who owns or operates a methamphetamine lab on the side to help subsidize his/her meager income.
While I failed high school chemistry, my teacher was fired the following year for incompetence.
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Student form of torture. Tricks kids into thinking they are going to make drugs and bombs, but involves math and more math. Pointless unless you are going to be a chemist.
"Chemistry is the reason why i dropped out and killed my dog"
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1. A school subject that teaches how the elements of the periodic table react. Chemistry is usually associated with "blowing up" and "setting on fire", but its really squinting into a test tube to watch an underwhelming chemical reaction.
2. The connection between two people, usually in a relationship. The sexual aspect is usually more talked about.
Student 1: Oh boy, I'm gonna take Chemistry next year! That means i'll blow stuff up and watch things fume!
Student 2: No it's not. It's balancing shit and watching things make pathetic bubbles.
Student 3: THERE WERE BUBBLES?!?!?!?
I have good chemistry with my girlfriend in bed.
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