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The best damn truck around. Damn straight. Also it's Texan for Truck. And Chevys can out run any other truck out there.
(at a red light)
Chevy driver: that thing got a hemi
dodge driver: yep
(After they race)
Chevy driver: i thought you said that piece of shit had a hemi, LOL
A mirical to make it up hill.
Like a rock, it sits.
You and your dog can take long walks home if you buy one.
Should've bought a ford.
Sissy truck.
Truck that sits for years.
Better call your boss, you've bought a chevy. Let him know you will be late a lot.
Shitty
Guy 1: how much does a tow truck charge?
Guy2: why?
Guy 1: i bought a chevy, i need to know how much to save for every week so I'm not stranded.
Toughest, longest lasting trucks on the road.
my 20 year old chevy blazer has the origonal spark plugs, and leaks and burns oil due to a lack of any sort of care, yet it still runs like new. Zero to Sixty in 8 seconds.
one of the best vehicle manufactures out there, if you want a bumpy ride going down a road buy ford, and buy a chevy if you don't, not to mention the distributor doesn't get wet because its at the rear of the engine, unlike the ford that has teh distributor at the front. stupid eh.
the best car in the world better than any fords and cost less to fix