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When an individual pours the beverage of choice down the shaft of their standing partner's erect penis. Said person then drinks the beverage as it drips off the balls.
Bobby: "No offense, dude, but your breath smells like balls."
Billy: "Sorry, man. I had some spiced cider this morning."
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A land based mammel dwelling most commonly in south western england; however they have occasionally been sighted in lower northern regions. Cider gregs are fuelled only by cider, preferring cheaper grade ciders such as tvc, k-cider and their favourite.. summerdown. Cider gregs enjoy such activities as swimming(fully clothed), getting undressed on command, destroying children's sandcastles and shouting general remarks to innocent bystanders.
when sighted, cider gregs should not be approached. keep your distance and, where possible, make sure small children/adolecent's ears are covered.
cider greg: "i'm going to ink on your sister"
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This is an old spoof heard on radio stations at least as far back as the late 80's but probably much older then that, google it and you can hear the spoof, very funny.
Dickens Energy Cider, DCBI capitolized on this and produced a very tasty energy drink for bars and nightclubs sold in can or "On the gun" www.dickensenergycider.com
Dickens Energy Cider, Energy Drink, Dickens cider spoof,
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Semen/Cum/Cream/Jizz/Icky Sticky/Man Gravy. A cool alliteration that sounds good in insults/disses/comebacks.
"Hey Jeff your a faggot"
"Whoa bro, im not the one who guzzles the Cock Cider"
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A cheap cider found in Ireland that is bought if one is short on cash or is underage and can't get anything else. It is the cider to ciders that Dutch Gold is to Beer. It's only redeeming feature is that it gets one drunk fast as ciders go. Commonly associated with knackers and/or chavs in Ireland.
"Oi lad are you coming down to the off license to get some auld lad to buy us some druids cider and dutch?"
"Ah yeah sure get pissed while me ma's out like"
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A form of cider where the appley goodness has been replaced by nasty hangover enducing chemicals.
Last night I was drinking white cider, this morning it feels like they are building a motorway through my brain.
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The plastic bottles of piss found in the gutters and verges of roads everywhere.
My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh