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A clever play on "Cinco de Mayo," yet another foreign "holiday" that white folks (particularly teens and those in their early 20s) use as an excuse to drink copious amounts of alcohol (in this case Cuervo and Corona)during daylight hours.
Spencer: Say, what are we doing for Cinco de Mayo?
Ashton: You mean Cinco de Drinko!! We're gonna get gooned on tequila, broseph!!
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play on words from the holiday cinco de mayo where the mexican town of puebla won a military victory over french forces. a relatively insignificant holiday to mexicans, especially in comparison to the day of mexican independence where there is much more emphasis and celebration among mexican communities in the united states. Cinco de Mayo, in short, merely acts as another holiday where people can party and get drunk. White people seem to like the holiday more than mexican immigrant families do, hence the name.
Can also be called Cinco de Drinko.
Charlie: Yeah, cinco de mayo let's party
José: güerro, we don't celebrate that
Charlie: Whatever, I'm gonna party and get smashed tonight
José: Just go celebrate Cinco de Gringo already
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A few of my gringo friends ask me the meaning of Cinco de Mayo every year so I thought I would give the full unabridged and comprehensive answer here.
It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.
General Chimichanga gets most of the credit for winning the Mexican war for Independence on Cinco de Mayo, but Commander Nacho Cheese was the real hero. He and the Burrito Boys saved Mexico from the Mayans.
A drinking day for black people. Term coined by Conan O'Brien. Unlike Black Drinkin' Day, which is the offical black drinking holiday celebrated on October 7th, Cinco de Negro can be celebrated on any 5th day of the month, making it a recurring celebratory day.
I was pissed cuz I had a rough day at work but then I remembered that it was the 5th so it was Cinco de Negro...me an mah boys had a few that night I can tell you.
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Cinco De Moes: A holiday easily confused with, but celebrated on the same day as Cinco De Mayo.
You Celebrating Cinco de Mayo?
Naw, I’m celebrating Cinco de Moes, At Moes, with a Phat Stack!!
When a person generally with a Caucasian stomach eats too much Mexican food and in turn spends more time in the bathroom than usual.
Usually occurs on Cinco de Mayo.
Tommy, Cam, and I headed out to El Oasis for lunch in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Then dinner rolled around and we figured we'd go to Panchero's. A fight over the bathroom ensued. Needless to say we got Cinco de Mayo'd.
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(n.) An holiday that's kind of like cinco de mayo, except crazier.
Person A - Do you celebrate cinco de mayo?
Person B - No, I celebrate cinco de loco.
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