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When two people are doing a 69, the person on top takes a shit on the face of the person on bottom. Then the top person leans back, sits on the bottom's face, and moves back and forth to rub the shit all over their face. When the bottom gets up, their face is covered in black, just like a coal miner!
Susie was tired of her boyfriend having all the fun with moves like the bucking bronco and the dirty sanchez. She cooked up a move she could surprise her man with -- the coal miner!
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when the hair on a mans balls is so flaming red, that one would attempt to light a cigarette with them
That guy has such a horrible case of firecrotch, his nuts resemble hot coals. I think its time for him to trim.
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When stupid-ass white trash people turn the injection pump up on rickety-ass broken down 12V Cummins-powered Dodges and subsequently install 5" smokestacks in the bed of said Dodge. Then said WT decides to post youtube videos of their truck blanketing neighborhoods with black diesel soot.
Regardless of engine technology progressing to the point of nearly eliminating black smoke and producing nearly double the power of modded mechanically-injected diesel engine in stock form, a "Coal Rollin'" owner will respond with a not-so-clever response of "I'd rather be Cummin than Strokin." Referring to his belief that his Cummins engine is better than International's Powerstroke engine series found in Ford trucks. Because Isuzu's Duramax engien found in GM-branded trucks cannot be directly correlated to any phallic self-gratification, they are typically ignored. See Below for why
This particular stereotype is the progression of the IROC Camaro owner in the 1990s and the lowered Civic Hatchback owner in the early 2000s. They can be identified by their love of Nickelback, lack of personal hygiene, closeted homosexuality and morbid obesity. A majority of these owners reside in Florida, this species also can be found in eastern Texas, Alabama, Georgia, and California's central valley.
"Check 'er out fellas I was rollin' coal through that there intersection antagonizing queers. Y'all want to get naked and jump in a mudhole together?"
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fake anti-nuclear protester, who is actually a mole working for the coal industry.
Germany is now getting rid of its nuclear power plants. Throngs of young rebellious looking youth had crowded the streets, protesting in the name of "a clean earth". Who stands to fill the vacuum? Coal. Those protesters were definitely coal moles.
To give maximum effort or energy to an event.
To make love with added energy.
To make an engine give its maximum performance.
The train conductor decided to pour the coal to the engine when he went up the hill.
When I saw Sandy last night, I didn't just (make love). I spent 3 hours pouring the coal to her. I had not seen her in weeks!
I made it here in less than an hour. I was pouring the coal to that car.
The engineer wanted to pull more cars, so he told the conductor to start pouring the coal.
Coal bunny - ebony/black/sister/sista girl who likes but not limited to white men or hangs around them
Dam that coal bunny over there gotta donk!
Its 4:20 and the coal bunny missed the meeting, wonder why? -Puff-Puff-Give Damn-Hook a cracker up!!
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A white women you dates a black man and gets abused or beaten by him
You hear Brittany got beat by her black boyfriend? Yea that’s the coal tax for ya.
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