COD

When a woman absolutely wants to "fuck" right away, she wants "Cock On Demand"

When a guy doesn't want to (?), is too tired (?), has no interest (?), has no time (?) and the woman wants to fuck as she determines, she wants "COD".

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cod

Creepy Older Dude. A pervy older guy who likes to hit on and/or date younger girls, especially underage ones, as featured in the July 09 issue of Seventeen.

Girl 1: Omg, did you hear about the cod who tried to hook up with Kelly at that kegger last night?
Girl 2: Yeah ik, he was like 20 yrs older than her.

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COD

A common acronym that can mean the following:

•Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game.

•Cause of Death, a medical term for... the cause of death!

Gamer 1: Dude! My COD in COD was a headshot!
Gamer 2: Noob...

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CoD

Call of Duty.
One of the greatest FPS ever made. It is a war game where you blow shit up and shoot shit.

codlover08: Dude lets play some CoD!
CoDwarrior1984: fuck yea. lets do that shit. i'll kick your ass.

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COD

Call of Duty- a lame arse game invented for boys to piss off their girlfriends. Boys will choose this game over personal hygiene and sexy time with their significant other. In fact they will ignore their significant other completely for as many hours as their selfish needs must.

..what? OH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? POWPOW yeah I'm just gunna play COD a little while longer

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cod

a game where you can learn racal slurs from 6 year olds.

1 yaer old will call you caca
2 year olds will call you booty
3 year olds will call you a ratchet

4 yaer olds will call you nigglet
5 year olds will rage at you
6 year olds will call you "MEXICAN BICH NIGGAS"
7- 12 year olds will do the same bou say that they fucked yo mum and did dugs
theese people play cod.....

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COD

Call of Duty

Bro, you have to play the new COD game.

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