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Total Compensation Equilibrium

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.

"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".

by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009

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Law of Reverse Compensation

The law of reverse compensation states that that after a given amount of time, any photo of guns or gun gear that makes its way to normies, will result in a penis or penis compensation remark. This is caused by their own cognitive dissonance due to inability or lack of ability to confidently protect or defend oneself or family.

"Look at those guys with all those guns, they obviously all have emotional issues and micropenises" example of the law of reverse compensation

by Average right wing extremist September 24, 2023


Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

I shat my pants

I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

by Lightning Mcdouble April 5, 2021


Compensation vehicle

A pickup truck, usually a Dodge Ram or any pickup truck that's equally imposing and intimidating, driven by a man who acts like a badass but is secretly riddled with anxiety over having a less-than-adequate member. Thus, he's compensating for this deficiency.

"Did you see Bob's new truck? It's huge!"

"Yeah, well, I've heard he's lacking in a certain area, so the truck essentially a compensation vehicle."

by Slovakchick March 3, 2023


Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own

He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.

by afackingfuggot January 17, 2016


The Compensator

A person with something bigger than necessary to compensate for their micro penis.

Person 1: Did you see that guy flying by in his boat?
Person 2: Yeah, that's what we call the compensator

by ginormoarantouspenis March 27, 2022


Compensive

Adj. thinking deeply or wistfully about one's relationships

My compensive thoughts made me doubt if what we had was real. Break ups put people in a compensive mood.

by SaintSoma March 16, 2024