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A large orgy on a commercial airline, in which the females are lifted off the ground by two male partners and are penetrated in any orphals that are available.
Steaming- Continental
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Sexual act involving Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch is smashed up and put inside of the vagina, and then the woman is fucked until the man ejaculates inside of her. The resulting combination of sperm and cereal is then squeezed out into a bowl and eaten.
Example #1: My hoe just picked up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the store, so it's time for a continental breakfast.
Example #2: That bitch tried to get me to eat her continental breakfast after we fucked, so I slapped her and told her to get out.
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A roll in bed with honey. Sexual. Told to me by some random older black guy on the train.
Jack: Why are you going to LA?
Steve: To see my girlfriend
Jack: Like for a Continental Breakfast?
Steve: Pretty much.
*High Fives*
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Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."
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somebody's ass crack hanging out of their damn pants when they're sitting down
that fat dude is showin the continental divide
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A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.
The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!
"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."
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This type of curse is typically used for someone who's not accustomed at cursing, especially for well-off people who need to be able to curse someone in a classy and formal way.
"Did that car just cut me off ... ... Continental fuck you!"
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