Pressue Cooker

When you take a female home from the bar to engage in sex acts but cannot ejaculate because you are too drunk so you get her to suck on your balls as your jerk yourself off so that you can finally ejaculate.

Listen babe, there is no way I’m going to blow. Can you give me a "Pressue Cooker" so I can get off?

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tuna cooker

when you put raw food inside a girls vagina then take out the food and make her eat it also you may add cum seasoning after cooking.

Dan: How was last night with that girl?

Matt: I used her tuna cooker to make a pizza for her.

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sock cooker

shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity

oh yeah baby, cook my socks

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Cashew Cooker

Someone who puts hot water in their mouth and sucks on a limp dick

Shut the fuck up, cashew cooker!

Vege Cooker

The act of giving someone a big swing to the side of the back of their head, not killing them but making them a vegetable for eternity.

Connor gave Max a Vege Cooker and now he needs a wheelchair.

dirty cooker

(slang) someone who has anal sex. After the anal sex, the person who was the giver cums on a table, and the reciever sucks it up through a straw.

Dirty cookers are disgusting.

Slow Cooker

The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.

My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.

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