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A person who is very boring and bland sexually. This typically applies to a woman who will not sleep with another man, and regardless of whether or not the woman is actually boring, it is effective as an insult. Literally, a "boring vagina."
That Edward Postma is a nice kid, but he's such a vapid cooze.
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A grandmothers vagina
Mr Noice: Give me that penski right now before I fist your memas cooz
Me: Chill nigga you always take it to far
Mr Noice: I fisted your pepas CHEESE.
Me: :(
Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.
A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
used to describe someone who really pisses you off
dude you were being a major cooze bag last night
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A vagina too dry to perform due to too much alcohol consumption. Busted inebriated pussy.
"Is it cool if I just blow you and then we sleep? I've got Booze-Cooze."
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One who dwells deep in the within the warm, moist, cooze
Man 1: Man I Blew my load in my Girlfriend yesterday and was a total Cooze Dweller.
Man 2: Damn dude is she still tight?
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The very first vagina from which our world was birthed
Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze
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