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A mental condition in which a person blames everyone else for his own failures.
Both Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho certainly have the George Costanza syndrome as they blame the referees for every one of their losses. Real Madrid fans have the George Constanza syndrome as they claim UEFA favors Barcelona FC over Real Madrid.
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A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.
I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.
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An animal (or human) who lays around lazily in doorways exposing their tender under-belly to the world.
PERSON 1: Where is Tiger?
PERSON 2: He is in the dining room, sprawled out like Costanza blocking the hallway.
PERSON 3: Really? He is so funny. Why does he always lay in the middle of the walking path?!
PERSON 1: He is so weird...
calling every bet and raise after bricking every street, but praying really hard the other guy makes a boat
i pulled a costanza after i caught a Q on 4th, K on 5th, 9 on 6th, and 8 on 7th. thankfully my luckbox was in over drive and the other guy made 33999.