Croaked Pussy

Vagina that has been battered and brused with artificial objects such as a remote or lamp. Objects man made and not intended for insertion into the vagina, then used in an aggressive manner resulting in Croaked pussy

Becky got drunk this weekend and sent a video of her croaked pussy to all her contacts. How embarrasing...

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croaked over

to die, to pass away, to leave this world

little boy: my goldfish croaked over and is floating upside down.

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croaking the frog

to grab your girlfriends twat so hard she groans

im gona start croaking the frog watch

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you smoke, you croak

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.

You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

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Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.

(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

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croaked it

insertnamefuckingdies.mp4

guys did you hear that Joseph Stalin finally croaked it?

Americans: Poggers

croaking owl

when your having sex and the girl reaches down into her mouth and pulls the guys dick out through her mouth, making her croak like an owl.

Haha we did the croaking owl last night and when we woke up in the morning, my dad asked if we heard an owl outside.