Crumping

The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.

Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.

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Crumped

when you go somewhere for an easy job and it all goes to shit

I was supposed to have an early knock off today but I got crumped

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Crump

When Donald Trump says something so appalling you crap yourself.

I crumped myself after hearing the GOP primaries

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crumping

worst dancing in the world. made from the new gen. hip-pop and needs no skill what so ever to do.

crumper: man im hiphop
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways

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Crump

A rather large crap. Can be used in any context.

Did you see that crump that Sheila took the other night? It was humongous

Crump

A young individual that gets beaten by his father.

That guy is a crump.

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Crumped

The act of being hit so hard space distorts

Jock 1: Did you hear about Jock 3?
Jock 2: What happened?
Jock 1: Dude got crumped