Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it
You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!
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A racist term against the English.
Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"
The process in which a penis is eaten
My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off
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some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.
that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura
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The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)
"I heard he likes it rough."
"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"
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when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.
god that was an arse cruncher
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A female who prefers muffin to schlong.
She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.
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