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Crystal is a shy person at first, but when you get to know her she’s so nice & generous . she’ll do anything for you & especially if you’re lucky enough to start dating her. any time she spots you, she’ll make sure she gets to talk to you. she’s very beautiful & kind. she’s a very loyal person . if you’re really close to her she would always send you the craziest things & pictures of her just to make you laugh your butt off. although she may seem really really quiet and shy. she has a great personality & is quick to fall in love with you. although she hates many people, she loves her friends that stick with her very much.
boy - yo i just met this really cute & shy girl Crystal today.
girl - shoot your shot! you won’t regret it. she’s the best girlfriend you could possibly stick with.
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That weird person your friends with who eats paper
Crystal: (eats paper)
You: Crystal stop eating paper
Crystal: (eats more paper)
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The moment when the awkward turtle isn't that awkward and that in itself is extremely awkward. Also a hot strong mama with two strong thumbs and a love of Clydesdale horses or well hung Spanish men.
"I fucked a Crystal. Hurt like hell. Then I realised she was a turtle. AWWWWWKWWWWAAARD!"
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".
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1. A shiny rock, similar to diamonds in looks.
2. A pretty name for a girl.
1. Wow look at all these crystals! Can I lick one?
2. Crystal is the name of my fiance!
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Known as a hoe, sleeps with multiple men, kisses the boss's ass for attention. Usually dark haired female, act getto even though she white, two faced, will stab you in the back last min.
Male 1: "I got date with crystal tonight"
Male2: "I just fucked her last night"
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A Person That Doesn't Disrespect Anyone And Is Very Unique.
She is a crystal. He is a crystal.
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A girl who always hangs around your friends even though she is just tryna date them. She talks shit about her own friends and is annoying as hell. She doesn’t want to hang out with her own friends and instead meat rides you and your friends.
Friend: “what the hell are you doing here?”
Crystal: “ zoe is so ugly!”