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bro i love anal custard its so juicy and rich in anal vitamins
i bought some anal custard for our kinky faggot session today
The congealed combination of vile vaginal sludge and urine which accumulates in the gusset of female underwear.
I pulled her pants off with my teeth and ended up with fudd custard smeared on my top lip. I can still smell it and that was two fucking weeks ago!
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The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
Let's eat some fish custard during our Doctor Who marathon!
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When someone is bad at throwing a ball in sports.
"Nice throw, custard arm."
"What is Jono doing, he's got the biggest custard arm ever."
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Traditionally slang reference to homosexual men but has evolved and used to describe women as well.
He is a custard chugger. She is a custard chugger.
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Someone that is a total bitch about the way custard is made.
' you should use a microwave, I always use a microwave, you're doing it wrong, I'll do it'
'you're such a custard nazi'
another name for breast milk
Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!