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To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...
If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.
To take a swig of a beverage and follow it up by suddenly jerking your head backwards almost as if you were just shot in the face with a shotgun.
"Hey Robbo did you watch the footy last night?"
"Yeah mate it was heckers, how good was Dusty's post-match danger sip though during Cotchy's interview"
"Ahahaha fuck yeah, absolute mad cunt he is"
The act of performing a high risk maneuver which involves dunking a biscuit in tea for a recklessly excessive period of time, resulting in a structural failure of the biscuit. This causes an undesirable sodden residue in the bottom of the cup which may be accidentally ingested, causing you to reconsider your life choices.
Baird didn't understand the risks involved in performing a danger dunk, this soon wiped the smile off of his blissfully ignorant face when his biscuit plunged into the void causing collateral damage to his sleeveless T shirt and leading to the eventual corruption of his tea.
A single woman in age ranging from 25 to 30 who has not been married, had children, or had a serious relationship in a few years and feels the need to accomplish those "goals" before she reaches her thirties.
Chris fell ass backwards into marrying that girl. She's in the danger age.
Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.
"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"
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When you are in a dangerous situation i.e. the danger zone
"You know what's dangerous? Your obsession with me. Seriously Lana, call Kenny Loggins because you're in the Danger Zone."
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Look out! A danger noodle!
Wtf r u talking about craig
*Gets bitten*
lol
*dies*
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