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To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.
Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?
Man 2: I've been self-defecating.
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Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
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To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.
Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.
As opposed to: self-dep·re·cat·ing/ˈˌself ˈdeprəˌkādiNG/ behaviour which intentionally diminishes ones potential performance this condition allows for full-on self-destructive annihilation.
So yeah, Jan 6 was a national tragedy; what's even worse is the sworn, self defecating testimony of the far right groups that participated in it.
A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).
« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »
« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »
Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.
He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.
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What you politely call "talking shit"
I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.
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