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The mistaken belief that one is still "technically" a virgin, despite having engaged in activity that is medically defined as sexual intercourse. This delusion can be caused by either denial or misinformation regarding what sexual intercourse actually is.
This delusion is most common amongst females, but is sometimes observed in males. Usually, a strong sense of regret, anxiety, or religious obligation leads the individual or individuals to invent excuses (either before or after the act of sex) that redefine their activity as something that doesn't quite constitute sex.
Common excuses include, but are not limited to:
-If the male did not ejaculate, or if he "pulled out"
-If the female also did not reach orgasm
-If the length of the intercourse was less than a given amount of time
-If only the tip of the penis was inserted as "experimentation"
-If one or both of the individuals was intoxicated and "was not making good judgments"
Some incidences of denial are so extreme that the individual will afterward claim that he or she was raped, when in reality the sex was consensual, in order to remove themselves from the responsibility of having lost their virginity.
~ "I feel sort of bad for Miranda, she was so drunk when she lost her virginity that she hardly remembers it. She even told me that she didn't actually have sex with that guy."
~"No, she definitely slept with him, she has serious delusions of virginity."
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Similar to the collective unconscious, collective delusion impacts all of humankind today via religion, politics, media and society.
Barb: can you believe Trump is getting away with this craziness?!
Jude: it's all due to collective delusion, Barb.
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A mental state in which a man believes that if he buys a lot of stuff on a pornstar's website and tweets her relentlessly, she will fall in love and have sex with him. pornstar sex, sex, crazy, obsessed, romance, love, men, worship, fantasy
Your constantly online following that porn chick and buying stuff off her website. Bro, you're suffering from a pornstar delusion.
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the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!
-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)
the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!
give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!
judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!
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A rare mental disorder where a person believes that someone is changing forms into different people to spy on them.
Person 1 : why do you keep following me?!
Person 2 : I've never seen you before in my life!
(Person 1 tells therapist)
Therapist : you might have Fregoli delusion
When a skitzo has false beliefs. Bullshit
"Wow, Dave had a lot of skitzo delusions when he tripped on acid."
The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.
The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.