When lots of wet shit shoots out of yo anus.
Gee, its Bree!
When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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Keanu Reeves
also known as cheap baby food
I got diarrhea from a dirty Mexican
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diarrhea is an extremely uncomfortable phenomena where the person who has it believes they must expel gas, but really they have an enourmous liquidy dung on the way. usually, the person will not notice that it’s actually a dung, so they will go into gas passing like everything this normal. but little do they know: it’s not normal. instead of having slightly gas filled underwear, they will now have liquid shit filled underwear. they will then have to clean up all the shit off of their clothes and the areas in which they released the dung. diarrhea is an extremely horrible condition to have, and it shouldn’t be jokes about.
“i thought i had to fart but i actually did diarrhea!”
“omg *takes bite* mmmmmm!”
ultimate taco bell if its green
OH NOES DIARRHEA! *SHITS MYSELF*