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A peculiar creature which combs chat rooms, forums, and MMO Channels looking for Typos and misspellings to make fun of an emasculate a stranger for their apparent lack of Grammar Knowledge.
Chris says: Dude that girl wad so hot!
Bobby says: ya man i know!
Professor says: did you mean "Was"? Learn to spell idiot.
Bobby says: Dude chill it was only a typo, don't be such a dicktionary.
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A "Dicktionary" is someone who corrects others on what words are actually supposed to mean. If a person uses a word incorrectly, the Dicktionary is there to not only define the word, but to also recreate your sentence with a better suited word.
Person #1: "I am profusely biting my nails!"
Person #2: "Profusely: 1. pouring forth liberally
2. exhibiting great abundance.
You should have said: You are ferociously biting your nails."
Person #1: "... Thanks, Dicktionary."
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What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.
My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.
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The name for which the founders of the web site UrbanDictionary.com undoubtedly meant to use, since an overwhelming number of entries are just bad puns by dudes obsessed with penis jokes.
Tom: Hey man, did you see Urban Dictionary's word of the day?
Casey: No. Was it another lame pun?
Tom: Oh, um, yeah... that website should just call itself UrPUN DICKtionary!
Casey: Please have sex one day.
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Urban dicktionary is when urban dictionary is simply a dick and won't add certain words
1: Oh I tried to add a word on urban dictionary
2: did it work
1: no
2: so u mean urban DICKTIONARY
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When the people that "approve" the definitions of Urbandictionary.com don't approve your clever submissions.
I wrote a common slang that is used in my area and the urban dicktionary didn't approve it.
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Urban dicktionary with a penis on it. Putting a k in urbandictionary. Perhaps the funniest play on words ever!
When you spell urbandictionary U R B A N D I C K T I O N A R Y it looks like urbanpenisary. I looked up urban dicktionary in urbandictionary.
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