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The act of saying something threatening, menacing, aggressive etc… to someone else at a physical or virtual distance that would not be said face-to-face due to fear of retribution. Similar terms are Facebook Courage, Distance Thug and Virtual Balls.
Did you see that numbnuts getting all gangster on Larry from across the parking lot last night? Heh heh, once Larry was in that maggot’s face, everyone saw him for the pussy he really was. What a shameful display of Distance Courage at its finest!
The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.
This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"
friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"
drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"
when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.
person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*
A long distance relationship where the two individuals live within a proximity that is just short enough where they can meet up but just long enough where the frequency of said meet ups are scarce.
A good example of this would be an hour to 2 hour drive in between.
Maddie: So are you and Wade going to make it work?
Sydney: Yeah totally! It’s only medium distance.
The physical and psychological distance a non gay man needs to keep to another man at all times. (May vary depending on the situation)
Facebook update:"I'm (male) lying listening to my friend farting in his sleep".
No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!
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The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.
Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.
The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.
a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off
Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro