figure do me

something said in response to a comment someone says about you / same as 'you think you know me?!' or 'you got me all wrong' or 'Oh yeah? Is that so?'

Fred: "Uh oh, watch out for you food if Francisco's coming to lunch too. He's such a freeloader!"
Francisco: "Figure DO me?!"

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Don't do me!

Don't mess with me.

You tryin to call me out? Bitch, don't do me!

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do me a child

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".

- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!

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Do Me a Google

Coined by Danielle Dunne in the Spring of 2010, "Do Me a Google" is a text message in which you ask someone who has internet access to look up something on Google. The term was invented in order to shorten the amount of characters needed to ask such a question.

Hey, could you do me a google on Wilco?

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What Your Pants Could Do For Me!

A phrase used to pick up military men.

Hey boyssss, what your pants could do for me!!! *winks* -gdaus

Do Me Good

the act of doing a bro good. Hooking up a bro with a girl would be doing him good. The act of showing appreciation toward your bud. Slang term used when excited by the coolest of the cool.

Bro you want some beer" "Yes, Do Me Good

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just doing me

A phrase used to replace "just being myself", often used when you're done with other people, and are focusing on yourself instead.

"I'm sick of people getting so freaked out about me jackin' it in the waiting rooms of car dealerships. You know, I'm just doing me" (wink wink double meaning wink)

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