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douchy wipe

The cool guy move used by douchebags to show how cool they are.
It is done with a thumb on the jaw with the pointer finger moving back and forth in a wiping motion back and forth under the mouth.
The Douchy

Friend 1:Hey which one is the guy that asked you out?

Friend 2: The guy in the wife beater nodding and giving us the douchy wipe.

by Jeep Terp November 18, 2009

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Douchy McAntsatapicnic

Someone who gets overly offended when heterosexuals refer to negative things as "gay".

Heterosexual #1: I can't believe we got homework over the break.
Heterosexual #2: I know, that's hella gay.
Homosexual: Pshh...I'm so offended by that statement *snaps fingers and wiggles hips*.
Heterosexual #s 1 & 2 in unison: Don't be such a Douchy McAntsatapicnic.

by Checoregina December 23, 2005

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Douchy College Kid

A Douchy College Kid is a guy who just walks around the streets all day long. he usually has a hunched back and calls people his buddy all the time. he is a very clueless person.

1) Random Person: Hey Douchy College Kid, whats up?
Douchy College Kid: Uhh, i dont know?
2)Random Person: Hey Douchy College Kid!
Douchy College Kid: Oh hey little buddy!

by Buster!!! September 13, 2012

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DPF (douchy penisface)

n. slang. --abbreviation for the term 'douchy penisface'. Originating from the Western New York area, the Douchy Penisface is an insult to be flung at only the dirtiest, low-down people you would happen to know. By calling someone a DPF, you are insinuating that a penis is growing out of their face usu. the nose area.

Like giving someone the middle finger, the DPF also has a gesture. To do this, you put your finger to your nose, and wiggle it around. This is the most common form of the DPF.

In case you incapable of using the finger, you can put any other object up to your nose. In this case, however, it would not be a DPF, but a variation of it. To correctly name this variation, you would say DP and then insert the first letter of the object you are holding to your nose, and then add the F for 'face' at the end. For example: if you were to hold a violin to your nose, it would be a douchy penis violin face, or a DPVF, for cheese it would be douchy penis cheese face--DPCF, and so on and so forth.

While all of these variations of the DPF are strong and unique to each person that does it, the strongest thing you could do to express the DPF is to sit down and hold your knee to your nose. This is the original, most offensive DPF and is known as the greatest insult to mankind. To further this, one could do a 'double DPF', which is done by holding both knees up to the nose while sitting, and kicking the feet around.

In short, the DPF is a versatile and unique insult to whoever uses it and to whoever it is used against.

"Wow, that whore gave my brother genital herpes! What a DPF (douchy penisface)!"

by Anonymous Western New Yorker! December 3, 2005

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Douchie pooch

Someone or something you dislike

STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHIE POOCH

by Bluecube14 June 16, 2018


pulling a douchy

to get an erection

Dude, Kristen just walked by, and im totally pulling a douchy right now

Don't pull a douchy at the dinner table.

by Peaches491 November 30, 2009


Douchi

A slang word used for the term "double chin."

A term hoes use when trying to pick out their next instagram pic with their squad.

"This picture of me shows off my douchi! I can't post it!"

by theurbanvocab January 8, 2018