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An anthropomorphic codename for cannabis. Used in situations that necessitate more covert communication
Do you want to hang out with Doug?
Sure, I think he is waiting in the garage.
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A 6 foot 8 man of African ethnicity. Struggled with trauma such as family being eaten by lions, and distant relatives being slave owners. This man has the sharpest jaw line ever seen and is extremely hot. He is also a self-proclaimed “weapon”. Doug/Douglas says a lot of things and makes a lot of promises that will never happen. If you associate with this species of human, he will inevitably fuck you over (probably by using his huge African cock to rape you). Don’t leave him alone around children as he will likely give into his urges and rape them. A man who has never said something that is true in his life. He’s also from Birmingham!
Wow! This rapist is such a Doug. Probs from Birmingham
a beautiful horse with the most luscious mane and big nommers (teeth)
my friend: wow i just saw rhe most beautiful horse ever!
me: that musve been a doug
Doug can be used as a measure of Speed, Height, and Weight
In height, one (1) Doug can be measured at 6.5"
In Speed, one (1) Doug can be calculated at a 3 to one ratio. For every one step that I take, it takes Doug 3 steps to go the same distance. In Turn, the average person takes 2,000 Steps to complete a mile. Doug would take 6,000.
In Weight, one (1) Doug weighs approximately 36.8 lbs.
This stack of boxes is approximately 2 Doug Tall!
This Box Weighs 13 Doug!
When your playing golf and you take the shittest shot.
Swinging the club super hard but the ball only moves 4 feet. Fucking douged it.
verb, transitive: to make someone's life significantly less pleasant through no malicious action of one's own
Doug: Oh, wait, Peter, did you order wheat toast?
Peter: Yeah...
Doug: Oh, I guess I ate your food.
Everyone else: Peter, you been DOUGGED!
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