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A junkie or dope whore who for whatever reason believes she is still really cute and worthy of respect even though she exchanges sexual favors for drugs.
Idk why he only messes with dumpster chickens.
Becky is such a dumpster chicken
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Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.
Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.
"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"
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What Donald Trump turned the White House into on January 20th, 2017.
Melania: I don't want to live in the trumpster dumpster!!
Donald: You are going to, even if I have to grab you by the pussy and drag you down here myself!
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(Noun) A promiscuous person who has indiscriminate sexual relations with damn near everyone.
Nikki's girl was such the cum-dumpster, and yet the clueless, naive idiot revered her like a queen while most reamed her like the easy, sleazy ho she was.
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When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.
Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties
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Got me a Dell 4300S, iMac G3, dell laser printer, Compaq Deskpro P2 400MHZ, SCSI optical drive, subwoofer, DV9000 I parted out, shitload of keyboards and mice
Me; Look what I found dumpster diving
Parents; what?
Me; iMac G3
Parents' bet it dosen't work
Me; I bet it does
Parents; Prove it works
*parents speechless
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An endearing term given to a pair of females who have been around the block a few times, more like they are running the Daytona 500, but I digress, When the two ladies involved have both been pleasured by the same male, and subsequently have both had semen deposited (dumped) in their vaginal cavity (dumpster). In short Dumpster Sisters is the female equivalent to eskimo brothers.
BRIANN: Bitch I just got dumped in by this wing nut Cammy D.
CORINNE: Oh that punk, yup I hit that last week, weak form.
BRIANN: OH MY GOD, WE'RE DUMPSTER SISTERS!!!!!!!
CORRINE: Eh Had better