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e-tarded

e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.

1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.

Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.

That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.

by zenbeer March 10, 2007

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e-tard

A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.

My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.

by juxtaposer March 12, 2009

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e-tard

An electronic retard.

Stan: I was talking with Randy online last night and he was being a fucking e-tard. He kept sending me links to tubgirl, and other things of that nature. It really struck a chord in one of my major nerve cells.

Carl: Yeah, I bet he's gonna go e-metro soon. Give him time.

by Ian of the Rockin' Moraccans February 27, 2006

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E tarded

Being fucked up on ectasy

"Man i was e tarded that night"

by Lilibuggs May 10, 2006

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e-tarded

A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!

I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!

by Joel S. February 7, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


E-Tard

Someone who is acting like a retard online

King G: Hi Chat Room
E-Tard: DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM?
LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE? DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?
King G: STFU NOOB!!!

by King G July 1, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


e-tard

Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.

Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"

by OBrex05 August 30, 2009

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